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Just Die Already gets an amazing “Hideo Kojima Death Stranding” parody trailer

DoubleMoose has released an amazing parody trailer for its upcoming old people mayhem sandbox game, Just Die Already. This trailer is inspired by Hideo Kojima’s Death Stranding trailer, and shows a nude old guy hugging a sausage.

Just Die Already is created by the designers behind Goat Simulator. In this game, you are old and angry and you’ve just been kicked out of your retirement home. With no one to cover your living costs, you – just like all other old people in this world – have no other choice but to survive on your own.

Here are the game’s key features:

  • BE OLD, BE BOLD

    You get to be an old person. Angry, fragile, poor and hating the world: the dream you didn’t know you had until now. Finally, you have found something in common with your grandparents.

  • BREAK A LEG… BREAK A NECK

    Discover the joys of being old and made of glass, anything can break you and you can break your everything.

  • DON’T TRY THIS AT (RETIREMENT) HOME

    Complete dangerous challenges that you will never ever try at home and answer existential questions like: can you launch yourself from a catapult and land on someone? Or, can you survive losing your head, grabbing it and whacking someone with it?

  • ONE MISSION: RETIRE!

    Earn rewards by completing dangerous challenges, your goal? To qualify for a proper retirement home. That makes perfect sense. Word of advice: try and stay in one piece so you can enjoy it in the end…

  • SANDBOX MULTIPLAYER

    Play alone, or with up to 4 players in online multiplayer. Complete challenges together, or just cause mayhem and rip your friends’ limbs off!

  • LIMITLESS INTERACTION

    Pick up and interact with a very wide variety of objects. Everything from giant trouts, trampolines, guns, electrical wiring, and fireworks, just to mention a few. Bazookas, axes, trombones, air horns and jetpacks to mention a few more. Yes they all can be used to hurt and maim.

  • EMBRACE YOUR INNER BOOMER

    Wreak havoc on the millennial and zoomer population (we forgot Generation X, just like everyone else). NPCs react differently depending on their age – some will laugh and clap at others getting hurt while others will run away in terror.

  • THE GAME CAN BE AS CRAZY AS YOU

    The city is filled with detailed environments, loaded with secrets and hidden paths, that encourage detailed exploration and quirky experimentation to truly see it all.

Enjoy the trailer and stay tuned for more!

Just Die Already Naked Teaser Trailer

John Papadopoulos

John is the founder and Editor in Chief at DSOGaming. He is a PC gaming fan and highly supports the modding and indie communities.Before creating DSOGaming, John worked on numerous gaming websites. While he is a die-hard PC gamer, his gaming roots can be found on consoles. John loved - and still does - the 16-bit consoles, and considers SNES to be one of the best consoles. Still, the PC platform won him over consoles. That was mainly due to 3DFX and its iconic dedicated 3D accelerator graphics card, Voodoo 2. John has also written a higher degree thesis on the "The Evolution of PC graphics cards." Contact: Email