Skelattack PC review

Skelattack PC Review

My ultimate guilty pleasure of low IQ YouTube content is gamer rage compilations. Seeing a cocky streamer instantly reduced to an infant-like hissy fit after a big ol’ Game Over screen soothes even my worst days. However, as these poor fools decimate their expensive peripherals, consoles and monitors, I realise that I have fantasised about doing the same many times: There exists a subset of games that are just hazardous for the lifespan of your gaming hardware, and Skeleattack is a new offender.

Skelattack is a platformer with a metroidvania twist from a relatively new studio named Ukuza, and it is certainly the kind of game that demands a high level of reflex functioning from your central nervous system. In line with a recent trend of titles like Shantae, Celeste and Cuphead, Skelattack aims to offer the same variety of unforgiving platforming cleverly disguised by cutesy, hand-drawn graphics. Sadly, an attempt to overstretch the boundaries of its genre ends up tarnishing the overall experience with unnecessary frustration.

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Note the blue flames just below Skully’s health. Passing them acts like a checkpoint.

Tickling your funny bone

The most interesting part of Skelattack is actually the game’s publisher: Super Mega Evil Corporation for World Domination, or known by their nickname as Konami. Better believe it folks: After axing their golden boy, ruthlessly hunting all who dares utter the letters “PT”, and humiliating fans with a misjudged Contra Rogue Corps, one of the most bloodthirsty publishers in our industry came full circle back to the very genre they helped establish back in the 80’s. Go figure.

In Skeleattack, the player takes on the role of an amnesiac skeleton, named Skully, and occasionally his leathery-winged buddy, Imber. Our skeletal protagonist and his batty friend live in what I assume is some sort of land of the dead since bonies are everywhere, and they even made a wobbly, wooden pub with a skeleton jazz band!

While all is generally peaceful and jovial in this underworld utopia, an invasion by humans puts an end to the tranquility of Aftervale. It seems those marauding fleshies are after the Blue Flame – a powerful magic keeping the netherworld intact, which the human beings intend to use as a remedy for their dying king.

Thankfully, Skully is an agile hard-arse (pun intended) with a sword, and since his batty little companion endows him with extra abilities, the dynamic duo make the logical choice to defend the afterlife against the human invaders.

I don’t know if it is just my particular setup, but the music was in 5.1 surround. Nice!

Leg bone’s connected to the head bone

The story mainly serves to move along Skully and Imber’s progression, and it gets the job done, but the only way to experience the narrative is by clicking through hefty chunks of dialogue with NPC’s found around the game’s world. Indeed, the writing is snappy and filled with tons of humour, but I don’t think I have ever read this much text in a platformer game. This just makes the characters feel excessively gabby.

As for how it plays, the minimalistic gameplay design shows that Skelattack understands the qualities of a classic platformer. The player can run, jump, and Skully has access to a basic sword attack reserved for dealing with the baddies. This may seem basic, but the assemblage of staple environments in dungeons, lava caves and haunted castles can only be conquered by a player who gains a decent level of skill with these controls.

This was close to the beginning of the game. I don’t want to show what it currently says.

I had to get creative with double jumps and wall slides to conquer the really tricky sections, particularly because Skelattack is filled with MANY hazards that will… erm… ‘kill’ Skully with a single touch. However, there is virtually no penalty for flubbing a difficult jump given that the little skeleton and his bat will simply respawn with full health at the last blue lamp they passed. The only real punishment is a random sign located in some of the hub worlds, which keeps a mocking tally of your death count.

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The writing has a pleasant touch of humour.

There are also several mechanics that makes Skelattack’s gameplay sail really close to metroidvania territory, such as a map that allows fast travel, a world that unlocks progressively and a few additional abilities that can be unlocked. Sadly, the developers never really committed to these elements, and it makes Skelattack feel like a game that’s trying to trick the player into thinking they’re playing a metroidvania title.

Metroidvanias are not exactly known for being easy, but they are certainly not punishing since exploring and learning is crucial to the experience. In Skelattack, the game’s currency consists of blue shards scattered around the world which Skully and Imber can collect for upgrades. Unfortunately, when Skully ‘dies’ the game punishes the player by taking away these blue shards rather than a life. This makes upgrading a frustrating slog because save points are few and far between.

What’s more, Skelattack has a very simple set of upgrades that Skully and Imber can unlock so the effort rarely seemed worth my time. This is particularly because upgrades are terribly expensive, and there are many, MANY insta-kill traps all over the game’s world just waiting to make your collecting seem futile.

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While they are functional, I don’t understand the meaning behind most enemies. Why can this guy throw fire?

There are also sections which, as mentioned, you play as the bat, Imber. These were by far some of my least favourite moments in this game, and my issue can be summarised in two words: ‘Flappy Bird’.

Going out on a limb

It is painfully obvious that Skelattack was originally envisioned to be a much bigger, more complex metroidvania title, and I wonder if Mr Corona Virus is somehow responsible for stunting this game’s ambition. As such, not all the elements make a lot of sense, and the adventure of Skully and Imber could have been more memorable if it played out more like a stripped down, side scrolling platformer, with levels presented as linear, segmented missions.

Nonetheless, Skelattack still offers a rewarding experience for players willing to commit to the platforming gameplay. The controls are tight, the characters are likable, and it is definitely a title that celebrates that unique caliber of skill that defines these type of games. While other, more refined metroidvanias would still be my first choice, Skelattack will surely please players who decide to get the game when the sales come around.

  • Cute, cartoony graphics
  • Level design
  • Controls are responsive
  • Witty writing

  • Silly upgrade/ability system
  • Excessive exposition
  • Tries to do too much

 

 

 

 

Computer Specs: Windows 10, 64-bit PC using Nvidia GTX 1070, i5 4690K CPU, 16GB RAM – Played with an Xbox One controller

Pieter Naude

Pieter hails all the way from the tip of southern Africa and suffers from serious PC technophilia. Therapists say it is incurable. Now he has to remind himself constantly that gaming doesn’t count as a religion even if DRM is the devil. Thankfully, writing reviews sometimes helps with the worst symptoms.