Destroy All Humans! Remake screenshots

THQ Nordic announces Destroy All Humans! Remake, coming to the PC in 2020

THQ Nordic has announced that its internal studio Black Forest Games is working on a remake of Destroy All Humans!, which is scheduled to release in 2020, marking the 15th anniversary of the Destroy All Humans!-Series.

In Destroy All Humans! Remake, players will terrorize the people of 1950s Earth in the role of the evil alien Crypto-137. Players will be able to harvest DNA and bring down the US government in the remake of the legendary alien invasion action adventure, annihilate puny humans using an assortment of alien weaponry and psychic abilities, and reduce their cities to rubble with their flying Saucer.

In order to celebrate this announcement, the publisher has released an announcement trailer for this remake, and listed its key features:

  • Experience the evil side of a 50s alien invasion story
  • (Re)Discover why this game is considered one of the funniest ever created
  • Faithfully rebuilt from scratch in new galactic glory
  • Enjoy Crypto’s unique weaponry like the Anal Probe Gun
  • Pose as pathetic humans to infiltrate their fragile democracy
  • Use psychokinesis to send enemies flying or bombard them with random objects
  • Freely traverse explorable cities from 50s America using your jetpack
  • Obliterate humanity’s primitive architecture with your flying saucer
  • Includes the restored, much-rumored, never before seen: Lost Mission of Area 42

Enjoy!

54 thoughts on “THQ Nordic announces Destroy All Humans! Remake, coming to the PC in 2020”

  1. “THQ Nordic now has 48 games in development”.

    SquarePants: Battle for Bikini Bottom – Rehydrated, Destroy All Humans! Remake.. Remake, remastered… ?

  2. “THQ Nordic announces Destroy All Humans! Remake, coming to the PC in 2020” THQ we dont want to hear that it’s coming to PC steam is the correct word THQ dont F this up

  3. now that we’re on the topic of aliens, i highly recommend mars attacks and signs. signs is a bit generic and boring though.

          1. christ was a brown peasant that low iq f4gs like you made a god out of him, telling someone that they have anti christ bigotry is like calling someone anti rytard which is a compliment to that person and an insult to yourself.

          2. brown peasant […] low iq f4gs

            Speaking of nescient paraphiliacs, there you go again.

            Only the perverse and the deranged can examine the historical record and conclude that Jesus of Nazareth was just “a brown peasant.” Neither the Roman governor who sentenced Him to death nor even His enemies who had Him murdered claimed that.

            So, what’s clouding your judgment? Atheism, Islam, or collectivism?

          3. what clouds my judgement is actually your mother’s huge clitoris in my face which looks like a small dik. what type of disability do you have to believe in such nonsense? i’d take muslims over mental abominations like you any day.

          4. in my face […] a small dik […] i’d take muslims […]

            Speaking of “mental abominations,” you really ought to keep your recreational activities to yourself.

            And thanks for proving my point.

          5. “thansk for proving my point”
            santiago the autistic 60 iq disabled guy on the internet who works at mcdonald.

          6. 60 iq

            Gnawing on that bone again? You need some new material.

            The last time you tried it, you asked me for help, “so that i can increase my iq score to 60.”

            But you’re still not close. It’s like you’re not even trying.

          7. last time you emailed me and asked me to not humiliate you in here because you’re disabled and “internet and god” are the only thing you have in your life so it was clear to me why you were so hurt.
            you argue like a true brown, you hold grudge over people who don’t even remember you and each time you write some dumb shet about how you owned me or how christ teachings saved humanity. you literally even don’t understand sarcasm and simple insults. i truly wonder if you live in a dungeon or some sort of mental institution. i hope your caretaker has more patience than me.
            get well soon buddy.

          8. asked me to not humiliate you … disabled … so hurt… hold grudge … dumb shet … owned me … literally even don’t understand sarcasm and simple insults … live in a dungeon … mental institution … your caretaker … get well soon

            Someone’s projecting again.

            (Catharsis can be therapeutic.)

          9. are you going to type how you owned me once again like you did last time or are you going to hold that grudge and type it in a month when i forgot who you even are?maybe you want to email me something about your miserable life again and tell me how you are disabled in the head as well?

          10. You’re partly right: I eviscerate you, you reply sheepishly, and I follow with something gentle.

            But as for e-mailing you, you must be confusing me with someone else. Not only do I not have your address (and you don’t have mine), but why would I need to beg for mercy from someone who admits that his IQ is less than 60, has genuine mother and gender dysphoria issues, and thinks that mocking the developmentally disabled is effective rhetoric?

            Keep trying; you’ll get there!

          11. once again you showed the world how you own me, congratulations man.
            see you next month when you claim your ownership of me again and show how dense you are by taking sarcasm literally. a cripple christian is still a dumb baboon so it’s ok to mock them.
            i guarantee this “mother and gender dysphoria issues” is something that i said months or years ago with sarcasm but you being the grade a autist that you are, not only remember it but you took it without realizing the sarcasm behind it as well.
            instead of doing something useless like sucking jesus cokk on the internet, just do the humanity a favor real quick and end yourself, thanks.

          12. guarantee […] sucking

            Your mother and gender dysphoria issues come out in almost every post you make (highlighted by your preoccupation with male appendages, “sucking,” and “taking” Muslims). Why would I copy someone who admits that he needs help to reach an IQ of 60? And again you’re pretending that I’ve had any interactions with or taken any interest in you outside of replying to your nescience here.

            As for obtuseness, you’re the one reacting hysterically to simple statements of fact (and the occasional apt and pithy riposte).

            I understand that you can’t help yourself, but it’s still just sad.

          13. aw little low iq disabled santi can’t say anything other than projecting. i bet you’re owning me again in your low iq point of view.

          14. neanderthal […] mexico

            Look at that. Crying Game is reaching deep into his bag of rhetorical tricks to try to score a point. What do you have against Neanderthals and Mexicans, bigot?

            If you were a little less nescient (and a lot more honest), then you would know that the vast majority of modern humans possess Neanderthal DNA. You would know also that my nom de guerre is a timely reference to the patron saint of Spain’s Reconquista, its eight-hundred-year war to free itself from Islamic tyranny. You would know also that Saint James is a first-century Jew and an Apostle of Christ, not someone from Mexico (not that there’s anything wrong with that).

            Are you sure that you’re not Muhammad? In Dante’s Inferno, his viscera’s being ripped out — he’s being eviscerated — perpetually.

            Just like you.

          15. i’m not sure why you think i read your primitive nonsense, i bet you’re crying about adam and eve.

          16. That’s not ironic. You really should stop vomiting out this assertion, as you obviously don’t know how to apply it properly. If you weren’t sociopathic, you’d even be embarrassed by it.

          17. If you weren’t sociopath [sic], you’d even be embarrassed by it.

            There’s more of your unintentional irony, shameless protection, and tragic lack of self-awareness.

            Congrats, Gaffeless.

          18. > There’s more of your unintentional irony
            You still don’t know what irony is. What an embarrassment for the overweening nincompoop.

          19. muhammad?that’s an unusual way for spelling muhammed, i smell a brown person. did you expose yourself?pakistan?south east asia? indian?

          20. spelling […] brown

            Do a search; it’s a standard English spelling.

            And what’s your problem with “brown” people? What socialist, third-world hellhole do you live in, bigot?

          21. that’s not a standard english spelling, that’s how you spell muhammed in specific parts of the world and we all spell it muhammed in europe, us, australia and new zealand. see? if you weren’t a dumb 60 iq kunt you’d know how to cover your tracks brownie.

          22. we all spell it muhammed in europe, us, australia and new zealand

            “We all”? How deranged.

            Absurd and nescient bigot, do a search for the prophet of Islam. With Bing, your spelling turns up once on the first page of results (in a PBS address, but even the page’s title uses Muhammad). Search for your spelling with Google; -ad turns up more often than -ed. Search Amazon; your spelling comes up once on the first page:

            bing[.]com/search?q=Muhammed&FORM=RBY050&PC=EMMX20&refcv=OTXzrdbSgFCbhzTG.0.0.209.159

            google[.]com/search?source=hp&ei=lmcEXaG1CpTV-gSwxImwAg&q=Muhammed&oq=Muhammed&gs_l=mobile-gws-wiz-hp.3..46i10i275j46i10j0i10l3.9973.15248..16633…0.0..0.270.1546.0j7j2….3..0….1…….0..41j0i131j0j46i131j46j46i275.KdZujQTriVk

            amazon[.]com/s?k=Muhammed&ref=is_s

            Muhammad is an Arabic name, so every English spelling is a transliteration. There have been several variants over the centuries.

            Though your spelling is less common than it used to be, it is still acceptable and literate.

            Unlike you.

          23. You’re a narcissist, so of course you’d think that. Don’t flatter yourself. I encountered your tirade coincidentally. You’re insecure. It’s pathetic.

          24. you still don’t know what irony is. How embarrassing

            That’s ironic, too. And speaking of “embarrassing,” that’s thirty consecutive unsolicited, unneeded, and unwanted comments.

            Why are you stalking me? Are you off your meds? Do you need a hug? What’s the matter with you?

            (And thanks for proving my point ad infinitum ad nauseam.)

  4. This industry is f**ked, if “E3” is anything to go by. Makes for great nap time material, if you need to catch a few zzzz’s.

  5. Some kiddy graphics, coupled with cringey german music… If someone loves this, good for them. Or not.

    To me it looks like nonsense.

  6. played the shet out of this on ps2. one of my friends kept lying about leaving the earth and discovering other planets later on in this game, he also told me i could build houses and attack other planets later on then i beat the game and was pretty disappointed.
    there’s one small city on the moon that is made by humans though, you can go there at the end of the game if i’m not mistaken.

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